The Houlywood Reporter

Nov 22

PREACH

fuckyeahmerylstreep:

fuckyeahmodernfamily:

“Excuse me, Meryl Streep can play Batman and be the right choice. She’s perfection, whether she’s divorcing Kramer, whether she’s wearing Prada, don’t even get me started with Sophie’s Choice.”

Totally agreed. Especially because people tell me I look like her all the time.
Nov 22
30rockthings:


thirtyrockefeller | fuckyeahpregnantcornbread
Reporter: After the deposition, Kathy Geiss’s lawyer had this rebuttal.

Teddy Ruxpin: My name is Teddy Ruxpin. Can you and I be friends?

30rockthings:

thirtyrockefellerfuckyeahpregnantcornbread

Reporter: After the deposition, Kathy Geiss’s lawyer had this rebuttal.

Teddy Ruxpin: My name is Teddy Ruxpin. Can you and I be friends?

Nov 22

Tiny Dancer- Tim McGraw and Sir Elton John

I can’t wait to sing this at my favorite piano bar in NYC this week.

Nov 22
kindafabulous:


Dina and Alexia aka LEXI!!! for No on H8

Like, I’m speechless…that’s how incredible I think these two are :)




Good God, make it stop.  The No on H8 Campaign should stop hiring trainwreck reality “celebrities” from muddling their message.  I actually have no problem seeing Aubrey O’Day, Kim Zolciak, The Kardashians and now The Manzos forcibly shut up but I don’t think that’s what the Campaign was going for.  

For the record, Franklin Lakes is nothing like The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  I have to put my foot down.

kindafabulous:

Dina and Alexia aka LEXI!!! for No on H8

Like, I’m speechless…that’s how incredible I think these two are :)

Good God, make it stop. The No on H8 Campaign should stop hiring trainwreck reality “celebrities” from muddling their message. I actually have no problem seeing Aubrey O’Day, Kim Zolciak, The Kardashians and now The Manzos forcibly shut up but I don’t think that’s what the Campaign was going for. For the record, Franklin Lakes is nothing like The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I have to put my foot down.
Nov 22
The BQE- Sufjan Stevens

THE BQE, 2009, Microcinema, 43 min. Dir. Sufjan Stevens. THE BQE is a cinematic suite inspired by the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway and the Hula Hoop. First and foremost, THE BQE is a self-made home-movie documentation, exhibiting how all the architectural colors of Brooklyn and Queens are fabulously intersected by this ramshackle traffic artery. The 16mm cinematography (heroically shot by Reuben Kleiner on a 1960s Bolex) utilizes time-lapse photography, in-camera editing, slow motion and post-production mirror effects to transform urban blight into a splendor of graphic compositions. Plus an original score by the director, who also is a beloved figure in the alternative, independent music scene. 

My favorite part was after the screening when the film’s moderator asked us what we thought of the movie.

Audience member 1: What was up with the hula hoops?
Audience member 2: I don’t know.  Hipsters.
Audience member 3: You mean hoopsters?

And, of course, being surrounded by snobby film buffs trying to contain their collective DUHS when the moderator kept calling him SUFF-JAN.

The BQE- Sufjan Stevens

THE BQE, 2009, Microcinema, 43 min. Dir. Sufjan Stevens. THE BQE is a cinematic suite inspired by the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway and the Hula Hoop. First and foremost, THE BQE is a self-made home-movie documentation, exhibiting how all the architectural colors of Brooklyn and Queens are fabulously intersected by this ramshackle traffic artery. The 16mm cinematography (heroically shot by Reuben Kleiner on a 1960s Bolex) utilizes time-lapse photography, in-camera editing, slow motion and post-production mirror effects to transform urban blight into a splendor of graphic compositions. Plus an original score by the director, who also is a beloved figure in the alternative, independent music scene.

My favorite part was after the screening when the film’s moderator asked us what we thought of the movie.

Audience member 1: What was up with the hula hoops?
Audience member 2: I don’t know. Hipsters.
Audience member 3: You mean hoopsters?

And, of course, being surrounded by snobby film buffs trying to contain their collective DUHS when the moderator kept calling him SUFF-JAN.

Nov 22
suicideblonde:


killingbambi:mascarah:


Visiting Tim Burton’s mind at the MoMa.


If you can go to this, go to it, because we can’t!




I am definitely going to the MoMa when I’m home.

suicideblonde:

killingbambi:mascarah:

Visiting Tim Burton’s mind at the MoMa.

If you can go to this, go to it, because we can’t!

I am definitely going to the MoMa when I’m home.
Nov 22

quote She’s very boring…and dangerous. When she speaks, she’s so confused and anyone like that in government is a real problem. I wouldn’t watch her if you paid me.”
-Martha Stewart on Sarah Palin

Nov 22
(via mrkppatterson)

This always kills me!

For more Muppets with their celeb dopplegangers, check out:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/41125837.html#cutid1

(via mrkppatterson)

This always kills me!

For more Muppets with their celeb dopplegangers, check out:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/41125837.html#cutid1
Nov 22
christinahaberkern:

Now wonder I feel restless; look how freaking busy this room is. I need to have all this shit hauled out of here and a life makeover.



OMG I want your Mad Men director’s chair.

christinahaberkern:

Now wonder I feel restless; look how freaking busy this room is. I need to have all this shit hauled out of here and a life makeover.

OMG I want your Mad Men director’s chair.
Nov 22
IT’S MILEY! 
…In 40 years.

IT’S MILEY!
…In 40 years.